missingvagina:

i never understood how in movies the parents didnt believe in Santa but he was actually real like who the fuck did the parents think put the presents under the tree like what

(via your-math-homework)

sylladork:

mageof2spooky:

jpbrammer:

Yes, yes, legalize gay, sure. But have you ever considered weaponizing gay?

Unfortunately, yes, yes they have.

IM GONNA PISS

(via your-math-homework)

overlypolitebisexual:

coming out as gay/trans (etc) as a joke on facebook is offensive and i’m sick of it being used for cheap humour when there are people being thrown out of their homes and killed after coming out because they can’t just “laugh it off”

(via your-math-homework)

gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

(via daveaj)

crossbowthrutheheart:

Hes too adorable

crossbowthrutheheart:

Hes too adorable